Friday, 28 September 2007

A Joke To Share With...

haha...finally im cleaning my room after so long..and as i was clearing some of my stuff..i came across this joke which i cut from the newspaper in london at the beginning of the trip..


A woman was out golfing one day when she accidentally hit her ball into the woods. While looking for it she came across a frog stuck in a trap.
The frog said to her,' if you release me, I will grant you three wishes.'
The woman immediately freed the frog, and the frog then said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Watever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
The woman said,' Fine.'

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her:' You do realise that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to.'
The woman replied;' Thats okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
So she becomes the most beautiful woman in the world.

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said:' That will make your husband ten times richer than you.'
The woman said;' thats okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' So she becomes the richest woman in the world.

The frog then inquired about her third wish,
and she answered;' I'd like a mild heart attack.'

Moral of the story? Women are clever. Dont mess with them.
Attention all females: This is the end of the joke for you. Please stop reading here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please read on.
The man had a heart attack but it was ten times milder than his wife's.
Moral of the story? Women are really not that smart but think they are, plus they never listen.


haha...unexpected lerr??HAVE A NICE DAY!!

62 comments:

OutSider said...

mushi mushi...

mind me to leave a message here??

I ve voted in "Who do u think is the best couple?:P"...

感觉上,应该准备一份礼物,来送给胜出的那一对,这样比赛的结果才会让人期待嘛!!

请考虑考虑一下...

suechoo said...

who is the one that keep on voting?? 50++ votes, mana datang punya?????? cuak sai...

suechoo said...

wa lao...keep on increasing!!!

outsider, pls reveal urself...

m.ying promise to give prize to the one tht voted the most...haha!!

ahying^ said...

hmmm....ya i'll consider to give a prize to u..since u seem to be this blog's fansi..wahahaha

OutSider said...

seems like u all shd start a poll for "the most suspicious person who 造马"... ngyek.. ngyek..


PS: prize shd be given to the couple who got the most votes, not to the person who voted the most :p

ahying^ said...

btw..i just checked the settings..this poll will ends on the 30th september..12.33noon..so there's not much time left..jia you ar ppl!!haha..or anyone have special request to extend the period of this poll so tat u'll have more time to tarik votes??:P

james said...

since wana save money to buy present i think just let the guy give the girl a kiss as present...

OutSider said...

ooohhh...

good idea wor...
i was having that in my mind too :p

我支持占姆斯...

jamsi said...

i think i gt slight chance...hehe

who r u? albstadter?

jamsi said...

i tarik back what i said. i also abit cuaksai.

OutSider said...

占姆斯...
不要害怕... 不要害怕...
爱一个人其实并不复杂...

Kha Hong said...

cuak sai (X100)..!!!
Suddenly ming ying's blog got so many 'supporters'..
I am really curious how u can vote so many times.. pls let me know so i can vote for james.. hehe

james, i think u really stand a chance to win la.. 4 votes difference only.. hahaha..

ah teng, 你不只输咗九条街啊... liao..!! where are ur fansi??

suokteng said...

jamsi jamsi...what's ur intention huh?hiak hiak....

people,in x'mas we wanna c mingying's face go blushed...

people,support jamsi's pair as best couple!!! let them win win win!!! hehehehe.....

suokteng said...

kiss!! kiss!! kiss!! HAHAHAHHAHA...

Anonymous said...

ahying^ says:
OMG.....i never tot it'll end up like this....stress...
^ahying^ says:
the akibat of being too keji...
^ahying^ says:
if the grand prize belongs to me....then the prize i prepare mar useless??give to myself meh??MUAHAHAH
B_Q: my fiends are so so cute=p says:
good lar
B_Q: my fiends are so so cute=p says:
give it to urself
B_Q: my fiends are so so cute=p says:
ming ying ming ying
B_Q: my fiends are so so cute=p says:
can lar
B_Q: my fiends are so so cute=p says:
3% only
B_Q: my fiends are so so cute=p says:
can win one
B_Q: my fiends are so so cute=p says:
domt worry ya
B_Q: my fiends are so so cute=p says:
james will kiss u!!
B_Q: my fiends are so so cute=p says:
hashahahahaha
B_Q: my fiends are so so cute=p says:
wei.. the couple pics super good lar
^ahying^ says:
ARRRRRRGHHHHHHHH
^ahying^ says:
wahlao eh........
^ahying^ says:
i rili dunno wat to say....
^ahying^ says:
that james!!!!
^ahying^ says:
its becos of him lerrrr......
^ahying^ says:
im innocent!!!
B_Q: my fiends are so so cute=p says:
nvm lar
B_Q: my fiends are so so cute=p says:
being kissed by james oso not bad ma
^ahying^ says:
wahlao eh......NO!!
^ahying^ says:
haha.....luckily im the one who owns the blog......so i can choose wat kind of present i wan.....hiak hiak
B_Q: my fiends are so so cute=p says:
cheh..
B_Q: my fiends are so so cute=p says:
but if james choose to kiss u
B_Q: my fiends are so so cute=p says:
the mouth is his

suokteng said...

"the mouth is his"....
hahahahaha......

jamsi jamsi,the mouth is urs!!
mingying got no say....hehehe

james said...

Gong...wei ppl....nolaa...i was joking...

OutSider said...

jamsi.... kampateh la!!

or maybe punsi will win this poll??

ahying^ said...
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ahying^ said...

wahlao...cuak sai....pk posted up my conversation with her!!炸到!!

Anonymous said...

james...the mouth is urs...hope u gt wat u suggested for...hehehehehe...

kiss kiss kiss!!!

Anonymous said...

actually....
that's why...

hehehe!

Anonymous said...

anonymous..what r u trying to say?

suokteng said...

众望所归

-{CrybabY}~* said...

haha...this joke is really funny...
fwuahh... ur blog is now a chatroom weh...
anyway, suechoo jz now ask me to vote for you..
nyehahaha

OutSider said...

bensi and suokteng 36 (32%)
sekfatt and kha hong 37 (33%)
pun and suechoo 50 (45%)
james and mingying 43 (38%)
mashi and suechoo 47 (42%)
ahmeng and mingying 34 (30%)

Votes so far: 111
Poll closed

Congrats to Punsi n Choo..
the winner!!
as S.T. say... 众望所归!!

kiss..kiss..

ah meng said...

congrats to pun & choo choo !!!!
it seemed that mashi had done sth abnormally to increase his vote at last minute, but luckily i was there in time to change my vote for pun&choo...
hehe..bad guys will alwiz lose to good guys one...

Kha Hong said...

Congrats to ah pun and sue choo!!!
We want to see the prize-giving ceremony during xmas ya.. hahaha..

Can't wait for the xmas to come!! ;p

sek fatt said...

congrats punsi n choo...
hehe...
looks like a kiss ....kenot b avoided d

suechoo said...

fine, i won!!!! 1st and 2nd!!! thanks for all your supports!!!

punsi and mashi, good partners!! cheers!!

well, no matter what is it, the face is MINE!!

s.teng kept on tarik vote, ended up last place ar....hehehehehe...

ahying^ said...

CONGRATS to ahpun and suechoo!finally this place is noisy again after being quiet for a day..haha!outsider..so can u reveal urself nw??

ahpun..u noe wat to do during xmas lar..*wink*

M@Sh1 said...

Bro Goh..

Dun cincai blame ppl...

M@Sh1 said...

Heng Tai...

Congrate to Pun n Choo Choo

OutSider said...

mushi mushi...

watashi wa "Jackson" san..

a.k.a. Albstadter :)

ah meng said...

ah pun, please do what u should & want to do in Glasgow!

ahying^ said...

i trust mashi..haha..if he wins..不只背后一阵寒意lor..:P

sot teng..强求是没有幸福的..HAHA!

suechoo said...

jackson!!!!! it is u!!!! u shud make the game more interesting by creating some unexpected result!! u shud make m.ying n jamsi WIN!!! jamsi so cuak sai, u shud let him continue to cuak sai...hai yo....

mashi, getting 2nd is a very good result d...hehehe...like m.ying, i trust u...haha!!

ah meng said...

aiya mashu, i just joked only...no hard feeling ok? we are always goh family... =)

shirlyn said...

wow...this is seriously becoming a chatbox....ming ying..it's time to get 1 adi...

even the time difference between some comments r only a few mins..*tabik!*

congrats to...ah pun n suechoo...call me up for the prize giving ceremony too ok?? kiss!! kiss!! hahahaha...

OutSider said...

我只是忠于自己的感觉...
投一票给最好的一对 :)

希望你们会有个愉快又特别的白色圣诞!!

suokteng said...

the mouth is urs,潘帅!!

永远支持你!!!

suokteng said...

yeah.....prize giving ceremony!!!!!

it's going to be a SWEET SWEET x'mas
hiak hiak....

we promise we wont c lor...LoLzzzz

suokteng said...

y ah pun so quiet??
come out and say something ler...
we want PUN! we want PUN! we want PUN!

Kha Hong said...

Wah.. pengerusi.. u seem very happy ya.. but i agree with u..

Pun, u have my support also.. Hahaha...!!!

ahying^ said...

sot teng..i din promise that...I WANNA C!!i promise i wont disturb lar..jz let me c ok?haha!!

ah meng said...

berita terkini..

for your info, ah pun's laptop got problem d and so he can not reply any comments...

suechoo said...

ok...since u guys can't promise not 2 c us, we'll hav d prize giving ceremony in a secret place tht nobody can c, u guys dun disturb ya....*wink wink*

suokteng said...

ceh suechoo....ahem...

过路客 said...

好的,你们找个隐秘的地方吧。如果太迟了,第二天才回也无所谓... >_<

suokteng said...

walau...越来越***了...ahem....

suokteng said...

詹詹where r u? why so quiet? stil cuak sai mer? or disappointed? =P

james said...

gong..i gt no internet at home at the mean time..

But..hehe..congrats Pun and Choo..KISS!!KISS!!!KISSSSS!

I think we can give them 3 choices:
i) forehead
ii) cheek
iii) or kiss on the lips.

or even..although nt in the list, french kiss.


KISS!!KISSSSS!!KISS...Muacks!!
see...as easy as that.

Pun's fansi said...

How I wish im the girl.....
Its been a dream.

OutSider said...

pun's fansi... sehr geli!!

Anonymous said...

路过八一八... pun's fansi geli x2

this poll is a conspiracy!

Anonymous said...

pun??

pun said...

yes i am here. pun wat??

dun use anonymous :)

pun said...

leck mich am Arsch

pun said...

hahaha..

Anonymous said...

nönönö...es stinkt.

pun said...

nönönö, mancher Arsch ist duftend

Anonymous said...

Aber warum duftend dein Arsch?? Hast du FCUK von Herr Chee genutzt?