haha...finally im cleaning my room after so long..and as i was clearing some of my stuff..i came across this joke which i cut from the newspaper in london at the beginning of the trip..
A woman was out golfing one day when she accidentally hit her ball into the woods. While looking for it she came across a frog stuck in a trap.
The frog said to her,' if you release me, I will grant you three wishes.'
The woman immediately freed the frog, and the frog then said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Watever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
The woman said,' Fine.'
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her:' You do realise that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to.'
The woman replied;' Thats okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
So she becomes the most beautiful woman in the world.
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said:' That will make your husband ten times richer than you.'
The woman said;' thats okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' So she becomes the richest woman in the world.
The frog then inquired about her third wish,
and she answered;' I'd like a mild heart attack.'
Moral of the story? Women are clever. Dont mess with them.
Attention all females: This is the end of the joke for you. Please stop reading here and continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please read on.
The man had a heart attack but it was ten times milder than his wife's.
Moral of the story? Women are really not that smart but think they are, plus they never listen.
haha...unexpected lerr??HAVE A NICE DAY!!