A Joke To Share With...

haha...finally im cleaning my room after so long..and as i was clearing some of my stuff..i came across this joke which i cut from the newspaper in london at the beginning of the trip..


A woman was out golfing one day when she accidentally hit her ball into the woods. While looking for it she came across a frog stuck in a trap.
The frog said to her,' if you release me, I will grant you three wishes.'
The woman immediately freed the frog, and the frog then said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Watever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
The woman said,' Fine.'

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her:' You do realise that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to.'
The woman replied;' Thats okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
So she becomes the most beautiful woman in the world.

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said:' That will make your husband ten times richer than you.'
The woman said;' thats okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' So she becomes the richest woman in the world.

The frog then inquired about her third wish,
and she answered;' I'd like a mild heart attack.'

Moral of the story? Women are clever. Dont mess with them.
Attention all females: This is the end of the joke for you. Please stop reading here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please read on.
The man had a heart attack but it was ten times milder than his wife's.
Moral of the story? Women are really not that smart but think they are, plus they never listen.


haha...unexpected lerr??HAVE A NICE DAY!!

TRIP的完结篇...

就像对trip的万般不舍, 我对这篇完结篇也是蛮依依不舍..trip 里发生的大事件或小故事是肯定无法完整的写下..多谢另三位还沉醉在过去的美女这几天的帮忙:P 这几天的话题总离不开这班疯狂的男生和经历过的点点滴滴..

loutao..apalah..take quite a few pics with u but this is the onli normal pic that we had!!

BENSI..

Our loutao who is also our Vienna trip tour guide..long gas at times..oways pesan us not to do this not to do that…
Wil remember ur “romantic love story”->kesian….keep kena shoot by suokteng..
and ur expressions after drinking beer..and the way u imitate the character in Death Note..rili very funny!!
Thanks for applying so many days of leave to join us for the trip..we noe u're always in the dilemma of whether to join us or not, but we’re glad that u stayed throughout the whole trip..
And thanks for the small card that u gave us the nite before we left..with ur cute drawings and sentimental words..touching ler!!(Quote from james..panas baran loutao becomes very sentimental after the trip..:P)

AH MENG...

The professional photographer who took a lot of nice scenery pics and those candid pictures of us..
a good tour guide in Salzburg..rili took care of us..

very knowledgable as well..knows a lot about the history..
super pia when playing games.. 脚受伤后还拼命打排球..thanx a lot ya teammate..:P
A big surprise when u decided to take few hours train to come to Konstanz to meet us after work..haha..and we 浩浩荡荡 go to train station at 1 sumthing am to pick u up..after that kept travelling to and fro heilbronn..kept skipping work to join us..haha!semangat betul..:P

PUNSI...

Blur king!!haha..super blur in playing killer..very炸到!!
No.1 poser who tak habis-habis wanna take pictures.. 走搞笑路线 and provides us with so much entertainment by looking at his pics..
Selectively ganas towards certain ppl..^-^
Funny tour guide in germany..a bit lagging at times..rili had fun in zat u..
Very crazy..especially when playing games..cant wait for the next Frisbees game again
and my partner in playing volleyball(not forgetting ahmeng and sekfatt as well)..haha..i’ve no contribution at all when playing volleyball, have the instinct to avoid the ball whenever I see the ball..luckily u came up with the brilliant idea..hiak hiak!!

SEKSI..

Hebat map-reader who is good in recognizing all the roads..
Small eater..but I think u’ve slightly improved after the trip(cos suechoo repeatedly ask u to eat more..)
Always semangat in playing taiti and killer..good teammate in playing volleyball..hiakz

likes to zat me a lot..
Supposed to be a rational guy, but becomes unpredictable after this trip..
before this bensi, ur housemate for ages, was so sure that u wont ponteng kerja to join us..yup..true, u went back to work after we left Stuttgart..but unexpectedly after two days, came all the way to Konstanz to join us..haha..kena perli habis-habis…nvm lar..i noe u miss us a lot..*wink*

JAMSI...

Da blur…being with u and blur king..i feel that im not so blur..haha!!
(suokteng just told me another blur thing u did..when we were out..u forgot ur sunglasses..then u ran back to get it..after coming back to join us..baru discover u’ve forgotten the much more important ticket as well, then have to run back again..haha!)
Another funny tour guide in Germany..u and pun will suddenly stop in the middle of the street and start explaining the history..funny lar!(rajin searching info through Wikipedia ar...hiak hiak!!)
Wil remember ur great skills in playing guitar..(all the张震岳 & 周杰伦’s songs)..no need to be paiseh lar! ^-^ and ur delicious 蚂蚁上树..we’ll use ur recipe in Glasgow..:P
And i rili enjoyed the times when we sama-sama siao in Europa Park..u're the one who triggered my “braveness” ..suggesting me to lift up my hands throughout the exciting rides to experience the free-fall feeling..rili an unforgettable experience..hiakz

mashi..hw dare u keep moving backwards so that ur face looks smaller??keji!!:P..everyone..this is all illusion..my face is nt so pong..

MASHI...

this住家男人was successfully persuaded to Karlsruhe with us, which is another surprise..:P
Super hebat in cooking, making cakes and cocktail.. 让我们有宾至如归的感觉 ..
My sifu in teaching me how to play poker..taught me how to mislead other ppl...
gave me a lesson on hw to play magic cards and the different types of wine etc..(liao!cant rili remember d..:P) wah..this guy rili knows how to enjoy life..
however..u’re also very keji..no wonder the others call u 贱兔 lah..during the farewell dinner..nearly rosakkan our plans..but luckily we’re oso very fast in action..hiak hiak!

SOT TENG..

Our organizer for the Prague trip…sometimes I really佩服 the amount of info u were able to find..hebat betul!!can tell the history of Prague until very detailed..
Walking 点唱机..can sing anytime and almost any Cantonese songs..very impressive!!
Can walk super fast during the trip..will be in front if I walk with u and will be at the last row if I walk with sue choo..i wonder why..^-^
And u’ve conquered ur fear in all the exciting rides..thumbs up!!
This giraffe can get very sot, ask those who joined the trip and everyone will agree..ur nickname suits u lar..sot sot teng..(e.g say *tut* when the angmohs repeatedly said “ni hao”..grab the last piece of 糖醋排骨..tsk tsk! etc etc..)

MOUSE...

Another very good map reader..thanks to kha hong..we’ve managed to find our way in Prague and not getting lost..
very observant and not blur at all although surrounded by blur ppl like me..
very fast learner..learn lots of German during the trip eh?!^-^
slow and steady in eating food..marathon winner! My best partner in sharing food, yay! 合作愉快!!

though u were worried bout the rides in Europa park at 1st, but u managed to go on the Silver Star twice...hebat!!:)
Most of the time very sweet and nice to everyone..but sometimes can be rili gud in zat other ppl…rili funny looking at u zat loutao!!


LION CHONG...

Thanks for organizing the Prague trip and did so much research before the trip..so semangat in looking for good food in Prague..
and as usual..bringing a lot of laughter to us..
I’ll oso remember the Don Giovanni story told on the nite in Vienna…
the funny volleyball session…damn stress!!
The Frisbees game..remember hw both of us grabbed the frisbees..ganas betul..
Sama-sama gila during the europa park trip..
And sometimes I find it kinda恐怖..after exchanging glance with u..i can actually read what u were about to tell me..
oh..and surprisingly after this trip, Im proud to say that im no longer the blur queen!!haha..u've repeatedly forgotten where u put ur keys…until loutao 看不下去 and decided to keep the key for u..

the 4 of us..

some of the candid shots during the Austria trip that i like...

To all the ji mui and heng dai that joined the trip...

thanks a lot for everything..without u ppl..the trip wont be so perfect..U ppl rili did a great job in organizing this trip..its full of surprises...and to the guys..thanx for giving us the small animals resembling each of us..(tall giraffe=suokteng, small mouse=kha hong, crazy lion = suechoo...and CUTE bear= me :P)...we din expect that..:)

haha..nw we've another trip to look forward to..cant wait to meet again in Xmas..as for nw..we cant reveal too much about our plans during xmas..everything is about SURPRISE!!

就像淑婷说的..总结这个旅程=感动+开心+难忘+幸福i

真的有家人的感觉...
~一切尽在不言中~

MEANS OF TRANSPORT during our trip..

okay..this post may not sound interesting..nonetheless im including it to make my record more complete..so bear with me ok?:p

~bus...

definitely the most memorable one will be the 9 hour bus trip from Glasgow to London and vice versa..spend most of my time dozing off; the 5 hour bus trip from Prague to Vienna was enjoyable for me..watched my 1st czech movie "Elementary School" (if i remember it correctly) which was kinda interesting, and had cappucino and hot choc in the bus-a total new experience for me!

waiting for bus outside Hellbrunn Palace, Salzburg..

One of the funny incidents was on our way back from Mainau Island. We were supposed to take bus back to the city centre of Konstanz..james and i were walking in front and suddenly we saw the bus tat we were supposed to take was already there..not wanting to miss the bus (as we’ve to wait for another half an hour for another bus), James ran to ask the bus driver to stop and wait for us, whereas I ran to tell the others to hurry up..and after we reached the bus stop..we saw the bus leaving with james in the bus, and everyone was startled..and the moment james appeared after taking the next bus..the first phrase he said was.. 孩子们,我回来了!wahaha!the whole situation was so funny! and according to him, the bus driver just shut the door and drove away when he requested for him to wait for a while...

~aeroplane..

1st time staying overnite at the Stansted airport, London before catching an early flight to Prague..cant belif there were quite a lot of ppl staying overnite at the airport..so it wasnt as scary and dangerous as we thought..but still not easy to sleep well with important documents to worry about..

~train...

Sitting in the train for hours traveling from city to city in Germany..for me the journey was interesting..

looking at the amazing view from the window..

snapping pictures..

chatting and gossiping with the others..

listening to music..

singing songs together..(especially all the zhang zhen yue’s songs)..

playing taiti..

playing killer...extremely funny experience..after a few days of training, pun transformed from the super-blur killer to hebat killer;kha hong and sekfatt were the silent killers; sipeng, suokteng,james and ahmeng either get killed by killer or kena suspected as killer(haha..maybe they got the keji look) ; suechoo..not so skilful as she oways had the satisfied smile whenever she became killer;as for me..i think im quite skilful *ahem* but i admit im a bad guesser larr..oways point at the wrong killer..hiakz

At most times during the train rides, we’d to transit for a few times (getting down the train, going to another platform and taking another train)

For example..the trip from Vienna to Salzburg, I think we’d to transit for about four times..

call me 变态 but I actually enjoyed running around with a big backpack( especially when the transit time was only a few minutes apart and we’d to run as fast as possible)..kinda reminds me of Amazing Race..

However, during our trip to Europa park, we were too excited toking to each other until we missed the stop that we were supposed to go down..luckily mashi and wee nien reminded us and we quickly went down the next stop which was a very isolated place..according to the timetable, the next train was going to be 1 hour later..but that day was our lucky day..just when we were discussing wat to do next, 说时迟那时快 ,we heard a train coming (it was such a coincidence that the previous train was late)..so the next thing we noe, everyone was running like mad towards the train..wow..rili an exciting start for the day!


~hop on hop off tram...

this tram saved our lives in Schonbrunn Palace by preventing us from freezing to death!!haha..get to tour around the castle..the idea of taking pictures was still more tempting..so some of us jumped off the tram at times to have a quick snap..

拼了!甘愿发抖也要拍照..:)


~cable car...

using the cable car to and fro Hohensalzburg Fortress in Salzburg..can see very nice view as well!




~tram..

taking tram is also a common way of traveling within the city..we were not used to see tram on the road and were extra careful whenever we crossed the roads.. In Prague, at the beginning we weren’t familiar of the route..and end up taking the correct tram but going to the opposite direction..haha..but it was also a gud experience since we get to see a different part of Prague..

Whereas in germany..pun as the tour guide was kinda lagging at times..he’d only inform us to go down after the tram has stopped for a while..luckily we were not so lagging..sempat to jump down before the tram moved..haha!

~walking

And of course..we've spent hours walking around everyday, never been so fit in my life!!

walking in Neuschwanstein..


walking up to the Heidelberg castle..the slope was very steep!!something like walking up the slope near our hostel..just that the journey was much longer!!

oh..and during the first nite in Salzburg, we were walking back to Yoho Hostel and we actually got lost! it was such a coincidence that the blur family was walking together..Pun(blur king), james(da blur), me(xiao blur) and suechoo(our new member in the blur family) were busy chatting..then suddenly, we realised that the others have disappeared and we were in the middle of nowhere!bt luckily pun had a map with him..and after discussing and walking around..we still managed to find our way back before the others came to look for us..kinda funny looking back nw..hiak hiak:p

FOOD...

Food is definitely one of our highlights during the trip…

These are some of the nice food that we’ve tried..

~Wiener Schnitzel..in Vienna and in Karlsruhe ( Karlsruhe definitely has cheaper and nicer schnitzel)

~Unforgettable nockerl..we had so much fun eating it..those who haven’t tried this before..u dunno what u’ve missed..

~PORK KNUCKLE..tried in Prague and Munich..my personal favourite cos im a carnivor..:)

~Beer...thanks to the guys who’ve introduced me different types of beer in Austria and Germany..I rili enjoyed it a lot. Below are the pics we took in Hofbrauhaus in Munich (the place where loutao declared that he’s a red apple:p)

(these were taken in Vienna and Salzburg)

~MC D chicken burger with chilli sauce..after this we’ll think of the trip whenever we see MCD burger..

~ the food below was taken in Stuttgart(the noodle-like thing is spätzle, the one in the senduk one is maultasche and the rest is pork steak)..this restaurant is where sekfatt kena bombarded for wearing Barcelona shirt by the weird waiter who’s a real fan of Real Madrid..

~The nice Japanese buffet we had in Sakura, Stuttgart..suechoo, pun, kha hong and I were at one table whereas bensi,suokteng and james were at the other table..with pun the 无底洞 and kha hong the marathon runner,sue choo and I oso kena trigger to eat to our maximum..we spent more than one hour eating non-stop..whereas the other 3 gave up and shook their head when they saw the way we were eating..we could hardly move after that!

~Rosti and the huge American style sandwich which we shared in Deli Restaurant, Konstanz..Kha hong and I are best partners in sharing food…kesian loutao pairing up with suokteng..have to eat so much bcos of her..

~Few meals of nice chinese food..especially the one we had the nite before we left Germany..the food was nice and we rili had fun tat nite..:)

But for us..the best meals are definitely these….

~The nicely baked chocolate cake, biscuits and brownies prepared by Mashi..we were so excited when we found that the nice smell from the corridor was actually from Mashi and james’ apartment..

~The delicious 蚂蚁上树..prepared by James..everyone keeps praising him until he paiseh..:P

~The nasi lemak.. 糯米猪肉饭 by mashi (cooked 4 times to feed our big stomach)..

~The sandwiches that were prepared for our picnic in Freibad horn..

~The Piña Colada cocktail prepared by Mashi….very NICE!!

~满汉全席 in Karlsruhe (to name a few..pork stew by suechoo, cola chicken by pun, my potato with onion:P,mu xu rou by james, spicy vege by sekfatt..taugeh by mashi..all very yummy!!)

And of course…not forgetting the 爱心早餐 prepared by the guys early in the morning(about 6 sumthing) before going to Europa Park..haha…to be honest, the moment we woke up and saw them busy preparing breakfast..we’re all kinda touched…thanks a lot ya..hehe!:P

WOW…cant belif we actually ATE all these..a bit sayang that we did not have photographs for these food.. probably bcos we were too hungry tat time..:P

POSERS..

Browsing through the pics for my next coming post(once again!!:P)..i came across many syok sendiri pictures..haha, kinda enjoy watching them so I decided to compile these pics..

hmm..maybe another reason why we get along so well is because of our 自恋 personalities..:p..
I personally like the pic of our shadows(me, suechoo and kha hong)..when suechoo was taking pics of our shadows..bensi and pun thought that the camera was aiming at them..thus the two camera-sensitive guys began to pose ( which is the next photo next to the shadow..haha..taken by suechoo as she din want to disappoint them:P)

Judging by the pics..its proven that the guys are much more 自恋 compared to us..hiakz

Another few details to be added:
there's a leg trying to kick st's butt-2nd pic from the left..st..obviously somebody very beh syok u worr..:p

there's a whole series of pics of ahpun holding the white umbrella..until other ppl kept looking at him..probably thinking he's some sort of a star from asia..haha

The most commonly used accessories are suokteng's sunglasses, followed by james and sue choo's hat..everyone had at least a few pics with suokteng's sunglasses

The most widely used pose is looking out from the window or looking at the sea..haha..actually we're ready to take pics at anytime-raining..inside the train..lining up...waiting for food.. and anywhere-beside a door,next to a statue,on the street,outside the restaurant.. haha!

Paling tak ada chemistry..2nd part..

Since we've voted out the best couples....we've decided to vote on the paling tak ada chemistry pairs as well....hehe.....
Hmm...no sparks at all...:p

innocent gal with paikia...

bensi's smile is too reluctant!! 搞笑版loutao and daughter..
blur king ahpun and not-blur-at-all kha hong

this pair is very professional in taking other ppl's pics..hmmph.....too far apart to have chemistry..:)

More like heng-dai or ji-mui, this couple can sing almost any cantonese songs..:)

hehe...this 2 posts are for entertainment purpose..hope u enjoy it lar!i shall rest for some time until my next post..

Paling ada chemistry...

Thanks to suok teng and james' ideas..we've come up with the paling secocok couples throughout the trip...voted by 4 of us..

This is the pic that was unbeatable during the austria trip..everyone went "WHOA!!!!" whenever they see this pic...SO SWEET....

until this came along...

WAHHHH!!!!this couple is having their honeymoon in Munich...

another gud pic (with james at the background)..this two are posing for MV or album cover..

and we decided to beat them...

Mashi and suechoo paktoh at the bridge in Heidelberg..with ahpun staring at them..(pls refer to my previous post..haha!)

Nice ler this pic?!haha..thanks to james' gud technique in 自拍

We've also found some pics that have MUCH MORE CHEMISTRY....


james 深情款款地 looking at ahmeng..

and the forever golden couple..

一起走过的日子..reminiscence

These pics bring back all the sweet memories we had together..

1/9: Stayed overnite at Stansted airport, London

2/9 : Petrin Hill..nice view of Prague from here.. Charles Bridge..I love this place so much!

3/9: this pic was taken after so many attempts,special thanks to Kha Hong..its the only pic of 4 of us throughout the trip in Prague..taken on the way to Kutna Hora town

4/9: Olympia Restaurant..pork knuckle!!yup..its HUGE & very delicious..and 4 of us managed to CLEAN it thoroughly.. wow..even thinking about it nw makes me happy!!:)

pretty gals with tempting food..picture perfect!:P

5/9: met up with the guys in Vienna..the pics were taken in the opera house..watched our 1st opera-"CARMEN" the next day..surprisingly the show was quite enjoyable..stood throughout the 3hrs opera though our initial plan was to escape halfway thru the show..:p

6/9: Schönbrunn Palace..unforgettable experience of chasing umbrellas,clutching closely to each other,non-stop posing though we're all freeeeeeeeezing!

Tried the Vienna specialities- apfelstrudel and choc cake in one of the cafes..

Donau River...some of us started singing 熊天平's song- 爱情多恼河..:P

7/9: Reached Salzburg.. nice food and nice beer! and the waiter shocked us when he spoke to us in Mandarin..

8/9: On the way to Hohensalzburg Castle..posing while waiting for loutao to buy his shoes (his shoes were drenched with water..:P)

Hellbrunn Palace..where we ran here and there from all the traps...kena splashed all over...had a good laugh about it..the guys even tried to step on the holes where the water came from..hehe

Acting cool...

no need to act oso cute..

9/9:Reached Munich, Germany...

10/9: Neuschwanstein Castle..one of the most spectacular views i've ever seen!!we took a lot of pics here...while walking down and enjoying the view..had to pay extra attention to the road as there were horseshit everywhere..

11/9: Stuttgart, where loutao and sekfatt stayed...we visited the Mercedes-Benz Museum..

Visited the television tower..this is the best pic taken..other pics were too blur..holding the camera firmly was an impossible task when the weather was so cold!

12/9: Konstanz..the most relaxing place..where we can just slow down our pace and take a stroll down the street late at nite without any worries..enjoyed good food prepared by mashi and james..played poker..looking at the stars while chatting...

13/9: Mainau Island..where we seem to be the only youngsters around..

14/9: went to freibad horn, which is a very big park..played volleyball.."swimming"..spent all my energy when playing frisbees..everyone ran like mad-> especially ahpun..almost impossible to successfully grab the frisbees when competing with him

15/9: Reached ahpun's place, Karlsruhe..the onli day that we din take any pics..cos we were busy preparing delicious food at nite..

16/9: Europa Park! Really had fun!!tried all the exciting rides..Suechoo, Khahong, Pun, James and I went on the Silver Star twice..and the shows were very interesting as well..

17/9: Reached Heidelberg...

18/9: Farewell dinner..the nite before we left Germany..the chinese food here was great!

19/9: Baden-baden airport..time to say goodbye..:(

Glen came to meet us in London after his class..

20/9: Back to glasgow again..

Words and pics cant describe the things that we've been through together..i wont forget the fun and laughter that we had.. thanks for everything ppl..:) *hugz*